Is this some kind of prank? There are currently 15 anon messages in my inbox asking me a wide variety of questions and it’s freaking me out! 
Can I slink back to my anonymous corner of the interwebs now?

Is this some kind of prank? There are currently 15 anon messages in my inbox asking me a wide variety of questions and it’s freaking me out! 

Can I slink back to my anonymous corner of the interwebs now?

Anonymous asked

Do you work with other writers beside haveyouseenmyplot? How do you even befriend them? I tried talking to writers and some of them struck me as very self obsessed .

hartorotica:

dontlovemelikexo:

yotoob:

dontlovemelikexo:

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So I’m trying not to side-eye you on this in case you are referring to one of the people I care about… but I’ll proceed as if you haven’t mildly insulted all the fanfic writers on Tumblr.

Yes, I do work with other folks. I’m always happy to give my opinion!

As for befriending, I am such an awkward creature by nature that I think having an opening conversation starter like fanfic feedback is super helpful for me to try and make friends with someone. I also think that a person reveals a certain bit of themselves through their writing and so it helps me be like, oh ok, yes, you are a person I might get along with vs trying to decipher that through random reblogs of Grace’s cute faces and Hannah’s butt (not that I don’t appreciate those!). So, yeah, I don’t know, I just befriend people by treating them the way I would want to be treated and just trying to take a general interest in their lives and being a nice person? The same way I would in person, really.

Also, I work with actors and talent on a pretty regular basis, so in comparison, no one seems self absorbed at all! I also think people say self obsessed when they really mean “confident” a lot, and I find confidence very delightful!

I would like to confirm that I am very self-obsessed.

I just assumed they were talking about hartorotica, who ships herself with herself as her OTP, but et tu Cat?

Why wouldn’t I ship myself with me? The mere notion I’d need anyone else to make me 100% happy is ridiculous. I get me entirely, I always make sure I have a great time and let’s face it, the sex is pretty epic.

I love me.

Oh and anon, reason 87168072194 to be friends with self obsessed writers and other amusing human folk, their responses often make me spit food or various beverages upon myself with laughter and if that isn’t sexy, then really what is?

Anonymous asked

Do you work with other writers beside haveyouseenmyplot? How do you even befriend them? I tried talking to writers and some of them struck me as very self obsessed .

yotoob:

dontlovemelikexo:

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So I’m trying not to side-eye you on this in case you are referring to one of the people I care about… but I’ll proceed as if you haven’t mildly insulted all the fanfic writers on Tumblr.

Yes, I do work with other folks. I’m always happy to give my opinion!

As for befriending, I am such an awkward creature by nature that I think having an opening conversation starter like fanfic feedback is super helpful for me to try and make friends with someone. I also think that a person reveals a certain bit of themselves through their writing and so it helps me be like, oh ok, yes, you are a person I might get along with vs trying to decipher that through random reblogs of Grace’s cute faces and Hannah’s butt (not that I don’t appreciate those!). So, yeah, I don’t know, I just befriend people by treating them the way I would want to be treated and just trying to take a general interest in their lives and being a nice person? The same way I would in person, really.

Also, I work with actors and talent on a pretty regular basis, so in comparison, no one seems self absorbed at all! I also think people say self obsessed when they really mean “confident” a lot, and I find confidence very delightful!

I would like to confirm that I am very self-obsessed.

I just assumed they were talking about hartorotica, who ships herself with herself as her OTP, but et tu Cat?

Anonymous asked

Do you work with other writers beside haveyouseenmyplot? How do you even befriend them? I tried talking to writers and some of them struck me as very self obsessed .

image

So I’m trying not to side-eye you on this in case you are referring to one of the people I care about… but I’ll proceed as if you haven’t mildly insulted all the fanfic writers on Tumblr.

Yes, I do work with other folks. I’m always happy to give my opinion!

As for befriending, I am such an awkward creature by nature that I think having an opening conversation starter like fanfic feedback is super helpful for me to try and make friends with someone. I also think that a person reveals a certain bit of themselves through their writing and so it helps me be like, oh ok, yes, you are a person I might get along with vs trying to decipher that through random reblogs of Grace’s cute faces and Hannah’s butt (not that I don’t appreciate those!). So, yeah, I don’t know, I just befriend people by treating them the way I would want to be treated and just trying to take a general interest in their lives and being a nice person? The same way I would in person, really.

Also, I work with actors and talent on a pretty regular basis, so in comparison, no one seems self absorbed at all! I also think people say self obsessed when they really mean “confident” a lot, and I find confidence very delightful!

Anonymous asked

Are you gay?

Absolutely! *insert singing and glitter here*

(Also aren’t there more interesting things to wonder about me? Like my hair color? Shoe size? IQ? Way I like my eggs? So many things you could have learned grey face!)

dontlovemelikexo asked

This is just fucking poetic you asshat! "before settling on a knee length blue one with the sort of buttons that apparently exist only in fairy tales and London." You made me SWOON over a coat! Also I snort laughed at "striking up a conversation is a sure-fire way to result in someone ejaculating into her coat pocket" because YES, so true. I like to think of avoiding eye contact as some sort of olympic sport I would be champion of. I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT!?

yotoobfiction:

yotoobfiction:

brb shipping you and Grace’s coat 5eva.

YOU JUST MENTIONED IT - CONSIDER IT TRULY MENTIONED.

Btw Jenn - in case you were wondering;

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*insert heart eyed emoticon here* This coat and I are my new OTP, sorry Hartbig.

parawho:

Paramore singing The Only Exception during massive power failure at Reading festival 2014. 

This is fabulous and beautiful <3

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onemilliongoldstars:

dontlovemelikexo said: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID NOT MENTION SNUGGLY MONKEY! lol

I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRIVATE, DO YOU WANT ME TO AIR OUR DISGUSTINGLY SWEET AFFECTION TO THE WHOLE WORLD? BECAUSE I WILL.

Oh yeah, what. I have ruined our street cred! No. We’re super cool. Like we wear leather jackets that have spiky things on them and we drink cool beers and wear hats and umm, yeah do lots of other secret cool things I can’t tell you about because they are too cool. 

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I MAYBE JUST SCREAMED WITH EXCITEMENT! *points to red box*
Is he really doing a Shake it Off cover?  Don&#8217;t tease me chesterlsee!

I MAYBE JUST SCREAMED WITH EXCITEMENT! *points to red box*

Is he really doing a Shake it Off cover?  Don’t tease me chesterlsee!

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

Samesies.

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