dontlovemelikexo asked

I am already swooning at this Mace fic. The Grace tearing up and Mamrie calling her baby quite possibly made me make weird faces and want to reach out and stroke my computer screen like a face. You've turned me into THAT particular person in ch 1. Well done you!

hartorotica:

Jenna, prepare for quite a ride, darling.

*makes perplexed and slightly terrified face*

(x)

Not Too Deep. It doesn’t get too deep but it does feature a lot of clothes made of sweatpants.

“I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.”

(via bl-ossomed)

(via thatsovanilla)

Source: slugly

Originally from SAD/LAZY/UGLY

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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Is this true!? OMG *off to google*

(via i-lost-my-hat)

Source: fruitappreciation

Originally from fruit prevents scurvy

rumineyafuckinhippies:

So today I heard what I think is the greatest analogy about putting yourself first. You know how the heart is responsible for pumping blood to the whole body. Well, you know what’s the first organ it pumps blood to? To itself, not the brain or the lungs, the heart supplies itself first before sending blood to other organs. If that doesn’t show how important it is to put yourself first then I don’t know what does.

effyeffa

Originally from I'm A Normal Alien

"I take a normal YouTube challenge and I make it stupid!" - Grace Helbig

For real, my face hurts from laughing so hard at the whole podcast and the challenge!

Best quotes from Edward Sporty Hands

*burrrrrppp* “I’ve never felt cuter!” - Tyler Oakley

"Wait, how do you GET the peanut!?" - Grace Helbig

"You’ve got peanut on your nose!"- Tyler Oakley

*hot dog to the floor* “EAT ITTTT!” - Tyler Oakley

Not to Deep with Grace Helbig: Soundcloud | Itunes

Don't Love Me Like XO

fishingboatproceeds:

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look…

Source: fishingboatproceeds

Originally from John Green's tumblr

I saw this on Buzzfeed and immediately thought of mamrie!
It could have been so much worse homegirl!

I saw this on Buzzfeed and immediately thought of mamrie!

It could have been so much worse homegirl!

Anonymous asked

You seem like a nice person and I'm having some personal problems and I wondered if you could give me some advice. I think my mom might have discovered I'm into girls because there was a note in my pocket from my kind of girlfriend and it was a little bit sexual and I came home and it was on my bed along with a couple crumpled dollar bills I had also left in my pocket when she did laundry. Should I say something to her about it?

Well I think that entirely depends on whether or not you want to officially come out to her or just have this moment sort of die off and be swept under the rug like so many family situations are. I think the best thing in this case, is that she didn’t react badly, ya know? You didn’t come home to a priest on the couch and your mother pacing the room wondering where she went wrong with you etc. Maybe this is a great opening for you to talk to her about it?

Just make sure you’re ready, and if you are, good luck! Let me know how it goes! 

Side note: I didn’t even know people still wrote notes on paper in school! I figured it was all sexting and nude pics and such. You’ve warmed my heart anon with your old school note passing!