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“You matter”
— asked by Anonymous

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You know how sometimes you just have a day where you need someone to say something kind and nice like this…well today was one of those days for me and you anon, are such a nice human. Thank you!

I hope you have a day filled with extra sparkly nail polish (if you’re into that sort of thing) and warm pretzels dipped in cheese because quite frankly, I can’t imagine anyone is not a fan of that!

And you reading this…yes you. You matter too <3

And for the final phase of their conscious unpairing, Quinoa and Boursin took a series of forlorn-resignation photos to release with their statement to the media. #MIWDTD
This woman posts the musings of her imaginary and very well-dressed daughter Quinoa for people who try to dress their children &#8220;cool&#8221; and it is the funniest fucking thing I have read in far too long. Her friends names include Gazpacho, Chevron, Parrafin, and Humira.

And for the final phase of their conscious unpairing, Quinoa and Boursin took a series of forlorn-resignation photos to release with their statement to the media. #MIWDTD

This woman posts the musings of her imaginary and very well-dressed daughter Quinoa for people who try to dress their children “cool” and it is the funniest fucking thing I have read in far too long. Her friends names include Gazpacho, Chevron, Parrafin, and Humira.

hartorotica:

dontlovemelikexo:

Public service announcement: I’m pretty sure that I’m no longer about that bass.

Have you switched to treble?

Oh no. Now I’m just about the boom boom that all the boys chase.

Can one can ever really give that up?

Public service announcement: I’m pretty sure that I’m no longer about that bass.

“Truth: I don't really like you. I don't get why people think your funny you've never made me laugh”
— asked by Anonymous

mckinnna:

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Lol, well you just made me laugh! 

Your response edits are never anything short of perfection.

Also, f-off anon. 

One of my favorite moments from one of the best movies.

Let me be your pillow baby,
Let me fight all your nightmares.
You can sleep on me forever,
And you can flip me to the colder side
— (via michellellen)
Sep 18 '14 · 110 notes · via michellellen · Tagged [brackets],

jackiepearce:

j1mble:

cloakstone69:

dublubby314:

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*

*SMASHES BUTTONS LIKE IT WILL SAVE A LIFE*

PLEASE NOTE: As someone with their degree in Writing from the University of Colorado, a continuing journalist, a published writer, an ex-newpaper editor, and a copywriter who owns their own marketing company, some fan fiction is 100 times better than most published works of writing.

Between yotoob hartorotica dontlovemelikexo , I have a 24/7 brain-boner from both their incredible writing and also the saucy scenes.

So, *drops mic*

*quietly slips you the $50 and IOU for my first born I must have forgotten I promised you in order for you to include me with those two magical chuckleheads*

(Source: lordofthesacks)

“Thank you so much for sharing your favourite fic recs with us each week!”
— asked by Anonymous

This is a very nice message anon person. Please imagine me winking and raising a glass in your general direction because you are nice and festive! The Titles to Know thing has become such a fun endeavor so I’m glad you are enjoying it!

Hope you have a nice day filled with boob-shaped confetti, cold noodles, and warm feels. <3

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

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