Anonymous asked: How ya doing on followers? Will the weather change soon? #spoon

yotoobfiction:

34 needed anon :) 

DEAR PEOPLE OF TUMBLR - PLEASE FOLLOW THIS PERSON AND SHE WILL GIVE US WORD PORN. LITERARY PORN. THIS IS SRS BSNS

(I mean it could be actual porn too, I’m not sure. Maybe she has secrets. Maybe her porn name is actually Ripe Avacados.)

34 more of you need to go. Now.

*shoos in that direction* 

THIS HAS BEEN AN ALL CAPS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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I am laughing so hard.

haveyouseenmyplot asked: SPARKLE SPARKLE <3

SPARKLLLEEEEEEEEEE <3

07-23 / 19:09

I just can’t.even with these two! The long episodes of this show are going to KILL me. I just laugh the whole time I watch this. 

Behind the Bourbon & Boas | New Orleans | HeyUSA

Episode theme: “That’s a LOT of rain.” 

Welcome to the South in the summer girls! <3

07-22 / 22:13 / 10 notes

camptakotathemovie:

Hey Takota Nation! We need your help! Let’s get Camp Takota a 2014 Streamy Award!! All you gotta do is go here and click submit to nominate the movie, and spread this shit like the herp! GO GO GO GO!!!

Your support is much appreciated!

chelseawelseyknight:

macehelbig:

she is the cutest!

I can’t deal with this right now. I can’t do it.

*dies*

Alex Vause will be in every episode of Orange is the New Black season 3

sassyvause:

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muchholyverytrinity:

gracehelbl0g:

Okay wait. Let me just say some stuff. I met Grace at Vidcon and she was seriously the nicest person ever. She fucking let me put her on my back for Christ sakes. SHE EVEN PICKED ME UP. (bitch is strong apparently).

She also had 3 extra impromptu meetups (that I remember…there could’ve been more) outside of her two official scheduled ones. I honestly can’t name one other YouTuber at Vidcon who did that.

And…Grace “I hate human contact” Helbig - hugged me on three separate occasions ALL OF WHICH WERE INITIATED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF.

So before you go saying “Grace doesn’t care about her audience” first of all step back because I will defend her at all costs. Second, pretty sure all of her itsGrace videos are centered around an idea from her audience or comments from them. THIRD, meet Grace in person (if possible) and tell me she doesn’t care about us.

Plus, if Grace didn’t care about her audience she would be long gone from the internet by now. Trust me, the woman is a comedic genius and could be doing much better things than YouTube.

Damn, I was trying to ignore this blog at all costs but this “confession” really pissed me off. *mic drop*

PREACH.

Just to combat the additional blatant lies of this “confession”, in the past 2 weeks, It’sGrace had on average 819 subscribers/day -  this is up over the average of the past 30 days where the channel was gaining 363 subscribers/day.

It’s the highest her subscribe rate has been since the initial few months of the launch of her channel. So :P

I also think that whoever is running that blog and thinking they are giving a “voice” to people, you are actually giving people a platform to distribute misinformation and rudeness, which I for one, find ridiculous. Tumblr is fairly anonymous already so anything that can’t be said on here with your blog name attached to it, probably shouldn’t be said at all.

And just so this post isn’t a complete waste of yammering into the ether at people who probably do not care about the actual facts and just want to spout nonsense, subscribe to our girl here, she’s working her ass off! 

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

Is letusneverspeakofthis ok? Did someone check on her? Maybe she needed something!

LILLIAN